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“Want to see how far down this tan really goes?” Submitted by turtleplz.
“You’re going to need a shock blanket when I’m finished with you.” Submitted (with photo) by i-am-s-h-e-r-l-o-c-k-e-d.
“If you were my holiday, I wouldn’t need to fancy another one.”
“I would put the finger on you just to get you off.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Mind if I stick my ‘umbrella’ in your 'division’?”
“How’d you like to help me make child number six?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Lestrade’s out of town today, but I’m willing to be your detective inspector.” Submitted (with photo) by epicnessisfoundwithin.
“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll do everything you tell me to.”
“You’re a great man, and I think one day, if I get lucky with you, you might even be a good one.”
“I have five children.” Okay, so this one’s actually a bit of an inside joke… My ex-boyfriend, (whom I am no longer on speaking terms with), has a daughter now, and he’s been persistently trying to inform me of this fact.
“Come to my division. We have coffee and doughnuts.”
“So, you like letting freaks into your crime scenes… How about letting a freak into your bed?”
“You don’t have to be a murder victim’s stillborn daughter to get me to shout your name over and over again.”
“You let my flatmate into your crime scenes… How about letting me into something else of yours?”
agentofawesome: I broke something very early in the process of making the full animation, but it was too late to go back and fix it. so have this two-frame version instead International Lestrade Week: Day 5
toralinda: Look what I made, guys! Taking the Ring to Mordor? #NOT MY DIVISION. International Lestrade Week: Day 6
“I’d let the Waters Gang get away to come help you.”
“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about finding your way into one of my holes instead?”
“I promise not to shout Graham, Gavin, or Geoff during sex.”
Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to give this one to Mystrade in honor of them finally sharing a scene together (and because it was the most requested ship from you guys).
“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date to the Watson wedding?”
“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring to Helen Louise.”
“Stop kicking that tire… I know a better way to get your frustration out.”
“Even if you weren’t in my division, I’d love to deal with you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Those things’ll kill you… I know what you should put in your mouth instead.”
“Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make you lose your mind.”
“I want to Lestraddle you.”
“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to see you in handcuffs anyway.”
“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI… A Dishy Individual.”
“Forget the crime scene… The only body I want to be checking out is yours.”
“Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll never have to handle a broken heart.”
“Is recreational scolding your division?”
“I would date a sociopath just to make you wonder if it was serious.”
“You are a man, and good at it… but I think you’d be even better at being my man.”
“Because you know I’m all about that case, ‘bout that case.”
“You don’t need a fake drugs bust to get into my flat.”
“If you were my husband, I would never sleep with a P.E. teacher.â€
“So, I heard you want the D… and I don’t mean your division.â€
“Are you Anderson? Because I want to ‘Phillip’ your hole with my cock.â€
“I know you like to hold your umbrella all the time, but I wish you would hold my hand instead.â€
“Graham, Gavin, Geoff… I can be whoever you want me to be.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“If you thought I didn’t love you, I would send an entire press conference the same text message.â€
“I don’t just want the D… I want the D.I.â€
“Is your name Lestrade? Because your hair may be silver, but your heart is pure gold.â€
“I hope coffee and donuts aren’t the only things your division lets you put in your mouth.â€
“Is your name Mycroft Holmes? Because I need a little ginger to spice up my life.â€
“I’m sorry I keep calling you Graham. It’s because I want s’more of you.â€
Merry Christmas, Tumblr! If any of you want to finish that fic, I’ll reblog the best ones.
“I would help a drug addict dig up a one hundred and twenty year old grave just to spend time with you.â€
“My feelings for you are so blindingly obvious, even Lestrade could work them out.â€
“My feelings for you are so clear, not even the impossibly imbecilic Scotland Yard could be confused about them.â€
“I may have addressed over forty percent of my remarks to your decanter, but what I’m really thirsty for is you.â€
“Are you Sherlock’s decanter? Because I can’t help but stare at you even when I’m talking to someone else in the room.â€
“If you were one of the reporters outside, I would do so much more than just make tea for you.â€
“How anyone could not love you is harder to figure out than how an old lady could die of hypothermia in a sauna.”
I… I don’t even know, you guys. It was supposed to be something cute with Rosie’s first Easter and some domestic Johnlock, but then there was a murder bunny and an infant somehow able to solve crimes and it all turned to crack. I regret nothing.Hap
magentablimp: weavile: “Let him have the coat, officer.” “But detective Lestrade, it’s evid—” “He’s been through enough.”
marchcorvus: cumberbangers: iamshurlocked: kingofthemindpalace: thedoctorloves221b: Favourite post on tumblr This is what happens when we have a two year hiatus I’m enjoying the thing. I am so proud to be a part of this fandom I lost it at
superwholockfeels: obssessedwithsherlock: Sherlock forgets that sometimes John isn’t alive Lestrade-Because John Watson is gone, Sherlock. Remember we found him dead in his flat the morning you came back?Shot himself
lestrade: lestrade: AT LEAST SHERLOCK WILL ALWAYS HAVE GREG GREG LESTRADE WHO WILL DROP EVERYTHING INCLUDING THE CREDIT FOR AN IMPORTANT CASE AND BRING AN ENTIRE SQUAD OF POLICE AND A FUCKING HELICOPTER TO SAVE HIM AT THE MERE BECK AND CALL OF A TEXT
